Ass Buster: Eminem – We Made You [Official Video]

Dre, Eminem, and 50 Cent [During the video shoot]

Well its been too long, since we heard anything from big Em (what ever I was trying to be hip)

Eminem has been working on 2 new albums for a while now, and alot of talks have been going on inside the studio, once 50 Cent was quoted as saying:

“He’s got a new album coming. He’s not gonna tell people that, but he’s making new music. “I’ve heard a few songs, and it’s hot. He won’t tell nobody he’s working on a new album, but I’ll tell you: he’s working on new music. And once he locks into it, like, ‘This is my favourite s**t,’ it’s gonna come out.” When asked if the new material is angry or wacky, Jackson replies, “Both. The whole range. You know, Michael Jordan was supposed to play basketball. Floyd Mayweather was meant to box. And Eminem was meant to rap.”

The new video for the song “We Made You” is a welcome back to the style that made Eminem famous, a rap song that pokes fun of the current state of pop culture, with references to Kim Kardashian (and that ass) Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Indiana Jones, Palin, John Mayer, and a ass load more… Eminem also is pushing his rapping style adding a little more color to his signature accent.

If you liked “Without Me” and “The Real Slim Shady”, then you might just really like this one too !

There is some awesome cameos also in the video by Dr. Dre, 50 Cent (Fitty Fitty), Bobby Lee (one of the awesome actors on MadTV) and more.

Ass Buster: Egypt Hosts The Middle East’s Largest Comedy Show!!

In brief, because the description and video given by the organizers is way too long and has everything you need, THIS IS HUGE! Egypt’s First Comedy Rumble is here!

Just because everything is over-sized in Egypt, and just because Jordan and Saudi Arabia started having comedy festivals, Egypt just happens to host the Middle East’s largest stand-up comedy festival to date, 3 shows running through 2 days!

Don’t get me wrong… Egypt has recently hosted the largest Middle East leg of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour in November 2007, followed by “Maz, Ahmed & Friends” in May 2008 and “Arabs Gone Wild” in November 2008.

All of these major events were organized by Benchmark Solutions, and have attracted audiences of more than 15,000 people creating a huge buzz around standup comedy in Egypt, with plans to continue to have 3-4 events per year.

So yeah, there you have it, 2 hours per show of non-stop laughter… so show up or get your balls chopped off!! Oh and guess who’s gonna be there to review the show… yep! Ass Buster’s covering the show!

Here’ are the organizers’ event details and the video after the break:

           

Comedy Box Productions and Benchmark proudly present their upcoming event: EGYPT’S 1ST COMEDY RUMBLE.
This show will be the biggest so far with 8 standup comics planned to perform and 3 shows running in both Cairo and, for the first time ever, Alexandria.

Featuring:
- Ahmed Ahmed  (Axis of Evil)
- Maz Jobrani (Axis of Evil)
- Ted Alexandro
- Angelo Tsarouchas
- Akram Hosny (aka Sayed Abu Hafiza – Cairo Shows only)
- George Azmy (One of the best local stand-up comedians)
- Moataz Attalah
- Sherif Azab

Show details:

CAIRO:
- Friday, April 17th, 2009
- Two shows: 4 pm and 9 pm
- Venue: Cairo International Conference Center (Cheops Hall)
- Ticket Categories: EGP 75, 125, 175, 250

ALEXANDRIA:
- Saturday, April 18th, 2009
- One show: 6 pm
- Venue: Alexandria Bibliotheca (Great Hall)
- Ticket Categories: EGP 75, 100, 150

Tickets are now on sale now online and at the following venues:

Cairo:
- Online through TicketsMarche.com Ticketing Office (delivery to your
  door by TNT throughout Cairo, accepts all major credit cards)
- Call 010-TICKETS
- Virgin Megastore, City Stars, Nasr City
- Etisalat Outlets:
  Maadi: Maadi City Center and 43 el Gzayer St.
  Mohandeseen: 28 El Thawra St.
  Heliopolis: 41 El Hegaz St.
  Cairo-Alex Desert Road: Dandi Mall

Alexandria:
- Roteract Alexandria Ramleh (Alex event partners)
- Etisalat Outlets:
  Alexandria City Center
  Miami: Eskander Ibrahim St.
  Smouha: 26 Fawzy Moez St.

Sponsored by:

Sponsors: 7up / Etsialat / Subway (Ass Buster side note: which is finally open soon in Cairo: Maadi/Zamalek)
Official Carrier : EgyptAir
Ticketing partner: Virgin Megastore
TV Partner: Melody TV
Radio Partner: Nile FM 104.2 – Cairo’s Number 1 Hit Music Station
Transport Sponsor : Sessions Tours
Main Media Sponsors: TeenStuff Mag / Kelmetna Mag / Community Times / Alex Times

Show up!!! And RSVP on Facebook here.

Ass Buster: Southpark S03E05 "Fishsticks" Preview!

For all you South Park fanatics, in case you don’t know, Ass Buster! brings you all the latest news about South Park episodes every week!

A preview called “The Funniest Joke Ever” was just released on South Park Studios.

This week on an all- new South Park, The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time. Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

Looks like another kick ass episode from South Park. A review of the episode and some more talk on South Park will follow shortly after the episode has been aired, only on Ass Buster!

Check the preview video out  HERE.

Creative differences ruin friendships in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Fishsticks,” premiering on Wednesday, April 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Be sure to catch this one!

Blog Infliktora is now "in sync" with Ass Buster!

For all your entertainment news and such… I’ve got some awesome news! Because I am truly awesome (hey don’t give me that look, you know I am!) and I’ve got awesome friends… I’ve teamed up with my awesomer than awesome friend (The Metal Reporter and Ass Buster) iRoar to bring you this awesome collaboration of total awesomeness!!

So here’s the deal… first off…

The Metal Reporter: Khalilson has been writing for a while on TMR, reviews, interviews and news of the hottest metal bands and acts in town and all over the world..

Head on to www.TheMetalReporter.net for ultimate brutality!

And now, with the reviving of Ass Buster, the total entertainment and everything else blog, iRoar and I teamed up to bring you everything that has to do with anything going on all around… i.e. total awesomeness.

So to begin awesoming around, we linked Blog Infliktora with Ass Buster (to make it even… yeah you guessed it, AWESOMER!!

Now head on to www.ass-buster.blogspot.com for all the other awesome stuff!

So watch out for more news about that, and let the posts begin!!! Now leave me alone to cook up some great stuff!

Awesome Quote!

Computer games don’t affect kids.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we’d all be running around. In dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

That’s about it for now.

Red Bull X-Fighters in Cairo!

And I’m back with more news (finally!), it seemed like forever didn’t it!

Anyways, getting right to the story, what we have here my friends is another killer Red Bull event in our lovely Cairo, Egypt. This time, no planes flying under bridges on the Nile or anything, it’s even cooler!

What? The Red Bull X-Fighters International Freestyle Motocross 2009 Tour (what a long name!) is coming to Egypt!

Where? Yes you guessed it, it’s @ The Pyramids!

When? April 10th 2009.

It’s brought to you by the Ministry of Tourism, Mansour Group, Egyptair, and Virgin Megastores.

Send an email to marketing@eg.redbull.com for information about the invitations (yes the event is by invitation only)

So hurry and save yourself a place, because this one is gonna be CRAZY!!

Oh and by the way, here’s the event poster and information Click to enlarge.

Oh boy! It’s been so long isn’t it?!

Yes, and I still have nothing to say. Well I do, but I just don’t say it. You know when you feel you want to say a lot of things, but you just can’t be bothered to click on the Windows Live Writer icon and start jolting down what you have in mind, that’s what I got now.

I enjoy typing and blogging, I love sharing what I want to say with the world, and I love saying it, but I don’t know why I can’t be bothered, really. It’s just that I have a lot going on, and instead of giving me more material to write about, it just cramps me down and makes me not want to. I get the feeling that I want to blog when I’m free and got nothing to do, so instead of over-thinking about things, I write them down and kind of think out loud with the keyboard. And for now, I am nothing close to being free, either with good or bad things, it’s just too much.

So after mentioning that I’ve got a lot going on for like a million times, I don’t know what to say in here. I don’t know what to blog about, and I don’t know what’s on my mind. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not depressed either. I’m happy and things are going really fine. If you know me personally you’ll know what I’m talking about. I guess it’s just a mental break that I have from blogging.

Now I feel that I’ve started not to make sense, and that’s why I’ll stop right here, at least for now. You may find another post as early as tonight or tomorrow, or as late as next month. So until then, I’ll leave you with the latest In Flames video, for the song “Delight and Angers”, the third video from their latest album “A Sense of Purpose”.

So until I get the urge and will to blog again, umm… bye I guess…

 

Don’t feel like blogging…

I really don’t feel like blogging at the moment, while as usual, a lot of stuff is happening around me, but I can’t be bothered to write anything now. I’m bored, not feeling well, but in the same time in love, and ecstatic… I don’t have the urge or feel the need to blog for now.

I haven’t been blogging that much anyways for the past couple of months, so I can’t really call it a break… so whatever it is, I’m out of here for now.

I’ll leave the space for RSF at The R Premises and The Metal Reporter for you to check out some cool blogs I always read while I’m away…

Peace out people, I’LL BE BACK! GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAAA!!!

Remember Scarab? They Made It!!

Yes! I wrote a post earlier about Scarab, the death metal band representing Egypt in the United We Rock Battle of the bands for their chance to play at “With Full Force Festival 2009″ in Germany and at Dubai’s “Desert Rock Festival ’09″…

Well, the made it! They won the battle and are going to perform at both those festivals.

I’m sure every metalhead in Egypt is proud of them, and they’re pretty big here in the metal scene. They will make us proud internationally, and will bring out Egyptian metal music to the world!

Best of luck Scarab!

Check out United We Rock Battle’s Website with the news! (and some of their best music)

Also check out Scarab’s Myspace and Facebook Page

For more info about Scarab, check out Spotlight on Scarab by The Metal Reporter.

The Funniest Macbook Review Ever!

Alright, hold on… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Totally unprofessional, but I can’t stop laughing AT ALL!!)

Ok, I am a solid Apple hater. I hate every single old or new product they have ever made. To me, it’s all pointless, over priced pieces of junk. And that’s just my own opinion. Even though, I found this new Macbook Pro 15 review damn hilarious! (and quite demeaning to the Macbook…).

If I would have reviewed a Mac, I would have at least made sure that I knew what the hell I was talking about. Yes I’m a hater, but I base it on constructive arguments. This dude over here, has 3 Macbook Pro’s, an iPod Nano, an iPhone, and he can’t seem to know ANYTHING about either of them. He couldn’t even get the names right! (And he secretly has a fetish for diapers – check out the first website that was open!)

Anyways, check this awesome list out! (Spoiler: Read ONLY while watching the video)

- He doesn’t know what aluminum is. Aluminum feels like shiny plastic, and glass feels like aluminum… WHAT?!!

- He doesn’t know a Macbook Pro isn’t called an Apple Pro.

- He doesn’t know why the new trackpad was made of glass.

- 300GB hard disks don’t exist! Umm… Glue! Lasers? Star wars? What?!!

- It clicks loud, disturbing while watching movies at nigh! I don’t wanna even try to understand! – He wants a few inches shaved off the sides. Few inches? Get a Macbook 13!!

- How the hell does the keyboard imply that the notebook has no graphics card? How the hell could a computer NOT HAVE A GRAPHICS CARD! What is the screen for then?

- He think’s a built in Nvidia graphics card is used for stuff that requires high graphics, like SPREADSHEETS! (So much for being a “cool” Mac user!)

- The screen is GLASS, not GLOSSY backlit LCD of course. He knows better.

- He apparently uses computers while driving a car with the top down (don’t ask me, I’m surprised too!) – He doesn’t know what a remote does!

- Why is he sticking stuff to the screen? Its a laptop, not a fridge!!

- He couldn’t construct 2 proper sentences on what an iPhone does (even I could do that! – with hate, but still)!

- Wow the iPhone, iPod, and Apple remote work well with the Mac!!!! I’m pretty sure an iPod works and syncs with any computer with iTunes!!! Oh yeah, he tried iTunes on the new thing, and guess what, it works well! Woow! Really useful piece of information!

- Its better than a Dell, a Compaqt (what’s a compaqt?), and anything you but from RadioShack! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

- He needs a larger package because the laptop is larger… WHAT?!!! Talk about being green!! (And I think the new package is neat! …Yes, ME!)

- And he’s apparently Canadian… LOL!

Oh the list can get longer, I won’t bother. The video says it all!

He is dumber than Miss South Carolina, remember her?